more Hash songs

He Ought to Be Publically Pissed On

(Done to humble a hasher)

He ought to be publicly pissed on.
He ought to be publicly shot (Bang Bang!)
He ought to be tied to a urinal
And kept there to fester and rot.
(Sometimes mooning the recipient)

Drink it down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.

(Weitersingen bis der DownDown zuende ist oder weiter zu "Why are we waiting".)

Zupata

(Zu "Singing in the Rain")

A-Zup-pa-ta, A-Zup-pa-ta, Aa-Zuup-paa-taaa,
(All sing)
I'm singin' in the rain,
Just singin' in the rain.
What a glorious feeling,
I'm hap-hap-happy again...
Hands together.
Elbows back.
Chest out.
Stomach in.
Arse out.
Knees together.
Feet together.
Chin up.

Meet The Hashers

(Zu "The Flintstones Theme")

Hashers, meet the hashers,
They're the biggest drunks in history,
From old Hamburg,
They're the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch them as they down a lot of beers,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.

(Weitersingen bis der DownDown zuende ist oder weiter zu "Why are we waiting".)

Here's To Brother Hasher(s)

(Zu "Ach, Du Lieber Augustin")

Here's to brother (sister) hasher,
Bother hasher, brother hasher,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
He's happy, he's jolly,
He's fucked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
So drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

Dough, Ray, Me

(Zu "Do, Re, Mi")

Dough, the stuff, that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who serves me beer,
Me, the guy, who drinks me beer,
Fa, a long way to the john,
So, I'll have another beer,
La, I'll have another beer,
Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer,
And that brings us back to,
Dough . . . (etc)

Bitch, a dog, a female dog,
Itch, a place for you to scratch
Hitch, I pull my knickers up
Grab, another word for snatch
Bath, a place for making gin
Sex, another word for sin
Prick, a needle going in,
And that will bring us back to
bitch, bitch, bitch

Fuck a duck,
A female duck,
Screw a baby kangaroo,
Finger bang an orangutan,
Let an elephant eat you,
FEEL the penis of an eel,
WHACK the asshole of a yak,
MASTURBATE with a gnu,
That will bring us back to
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck . . .

Father Abraham

(Einer macht vor, die anderen folgen (mit Aktionen!))

Vorführer:
Father Abraham had seven sons,
Seven sons had Father Abraham,
And he never smiled,
And he never cried,
All he did was go like this: With a right! (rechten Arm austrecken)
Alle:
With a right! (rechten Arm ausstrecken)

Vorführer:
Father Abraham had seven sons,
Seven sons had Father Abraham,
And he never smiled,
And he never cried,
All he did was go like this: With a right! (rechten Arm austrecken)
Alle:
With a right! (rechten Arm austrecken)
Vorführer:
And a left! (linken Arm austrecken)
Alle:
And a left! (linken Arm austrecken)

 Mehr Strophen und Aktionen:

With a right! (rechtes Bein austrecken)
With a left! (linkes Bein austrecken)
And a HEEEE! (Becken nach vorne)
And a HUUHH! (Hintern rausstrecken)

Singing In The Rain

(mit Aktionen)

Chorus: Ah-zuppa-dah, zuppa-dah, zuppa-dah-dah, Zuppa-dah, ...

We're singing in the rain,
Just singing in the rain,
What a glorious feeling,
We're hap! hap! happy again . . .

Vers/Aktion: Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
- Arms out! (Arme vorstrecken)

(Chorus wiederholen und jedes mal einen neuen Vers + neue Aktion dazu)

- Hands together! (Hände zusammen)
- Thumbs up! (Daumen hoch)
- Elbows bent! (Ellenbogen beugen)
- Shoulders back! (Schultern zurück)
- Chest out! (Brust raus)
- Stomach in! (Bauch rein)
- Ass out! (Hintern raus)
- Knees together! (Knie zusammen)
- Heels together! (Hacken zusammen)
- Toes together! (Zehen zusammen)

Our GM

(Zu: From the Halls of Montezuma)

There's a man we call our GM,
Who's brave & fine & mad,
And we'll follow him forever,
Though his mental state is bad.

We'll run for him in sunshine,
We'll run for him in rain,
Though we know he's got a swelling,
On the front part of his brain.

Oh, he may have little black-outs,
But they're only fairly slight,
He has moments of depression,
When the Hares don't get it right.

He's got all the classic symptoms,
Of advanced mental decay,
Still we'll kill ourselves for GM,
Despite all the doctors say. 

Zulu Warrior

Ola zooma zooma zooma,
Ola zooma zooma chief,
Drink it down you Zulu warrior,
Drink it down you Zulu chief,
Drink it down you Zulu warrior,
Drink it down you Zulu chief, chief, chief!

Birth Control

(Zu: Yesterday)

Birth control,
Is the only way to save my soul
since I put it in my girlfriend's hole
I wish I had used birth control,

CHORUS:

Why I had to come I don't know
She wouldn't blow.
I did something wrong,
Now I long for birth control.

Syphilis,
feels like razors every time i piss
Who the hell is to blame for this,
It's agony, this syphilis.

- CHORUS -

Pregnancy,
There's a shotgun hanging over me,
Why does this bulge have to be,
I should have used one, silly me.

- CHORUS -

Leprosy,
Bits and pieces falling off of me,
I'm not the man I used to be,
Oh I believe in leprosy.

- CHORUS -

H.I.V.,
best you speak to Freddy Mercury,
It's pretty deadly H.I.V.

Yogi Bear Song

(Zu "Camptown Races" - abwechselnd Strophen vortragen, dabei Bier über den Kopf halten)

There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Chorus (repeat previous verse):
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.

Weitere Verse:
Yogi has a little friend, Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo
Boo-Boo has a girlfriend, Cyndi, Cyndi
Yogi has a girlfriend, Suzi, Suzi
Yogi does it with condoms, Gummi, Gummi
Yogi didn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown
Yogi uses Afro-Sheen, Black, Black
Cyndi has a shaven snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly
Cyndi wears crotchless undies, Teddy, Teddy
Cyndi likes it on the ice, Polar, Polar
Cyndi gets what she deserves, Pregnant, Pregnant
Suzi likes it up the rear, Dirty, Dirty
Suzi's snatch it smells like cheese, Cament, Cament
Suzi she has great big tits, More than, More than (I can bear)
Cyndi's tampon has no string, Cotton, Cotton
Boo-Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala
Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker
Yogi also likes young boys, Poofter, Poofter

Masturbation Song

(Zu "Funiculi, Funicula")

Last night I stayed up late and masturbated,
It felt so good, I knew it would.
Last night I stayed up late to masturbate,
It felt so nice, I did it twice.
You should have seen me on the short strokes,
It felt so grand, I used my hand,
And you should have seen me on the long strokes,
It felt so neat, I used my feet.
Shake it, break it, beat it on the floor,
Smash it, bash it, thrust it through the door,
Some people seem to think that fornication's grand,
But for all-around enjoyment, I prefer to use my hand!

What A Wank

(Zu "Wilhelm Tell Overtüre")

What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,...(usw)

A Soldier I Will Be

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be
To piss, to piss Two pistols on my knee
For cunt, for cunt, for country and for queen
Asshole, Asshole, Asshole, Asshole,
A soldier I will be

Twinkle Twinkle

(Zu "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star")

Twinkle, Twinkle, little Hasher
Can't you suck a little faster
Down upon my meat so slow
Like a whale about to blow
Twinkle, Twinkle, little Hasher
Can't you suck a little faster

Give it a blow

(Zu "Let it snow")

Well the weather outside is frightful
but my dick is so delightful
If you really want to see it grow
Give it a blow,
Give it a blow,
Give it a blow

There was a Little Bird

(Zu "Little chicky gried")

There was a little bird
No bigger than a turd
Sitting on a telephone pole
He ruffled up his neck
And shit about a peck
He puckered up his little asshole

(auf den/die "Vergeher" zeigen)

Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole
He puckered up his little asshole

He's A Hasher

(Zu "Monty Python's Lumberjack Song")

He's a hasher, he's ok
Works all day, comes out to play
Drinks it down without comlaint
Or he wears it well
Drink it, wear it
Drink it, wear it, wear it...

(Weitersingen bis der DownDown zuende ist oder weiter zu "Why are we waiting".)

Traditional Down Down Song

Here's to _____, he's true blue.

He's a hasher through and through,
He's a pisspot so they say.
Tried to get to heaven,
But he went the other way.
Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.
(Continue or go to "Why Are We Waiting")

Why Are We Waiting?
(To: Oh, Come All Ye Faithful)

(Good for slow drinkers at the
Down Down, hurrying up barmaids
or slow beer masters and mismanagement.)

Why are we waiting,
Could be masturbating,
Oh, why are we wa-ai-ting,
So fuck-ing long.
Why are we wait-ing,
Could be fornicating,
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing,
So fucking long!
(repeat as needed)

(Cleaner version for public singing.)
Why are we wait-ing,
Why-y are we waiting,
Oh, why are we wa-ai-ting
Oh why, why, why?
Why are we wait-ing,
Why-y are we wa-ai-ting?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing,
Oh, why, why, why?
(repeat as needed)

He's the Meanest
(To: Okinawa Down Down tune)

He's the meanest,
He sucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
All he does is pound it,
Ever since he found it,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
He's always pissing on us,
He's rotten and dishonest,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.
(Continue or go to "Why Are We Waiting")

Why Was He (She) Born So Beautiful?
(Done as a tribute to hasher,
usually after a down down song,
but sometimes as the down down song.)

Why was he (she) born so beautiful,
Why was he (she) born at all.
He's (she's) no fucking use to anyone,
He's (she's) no fucking use at all.
He (she) might be a joy to his (her) mother,
But he's (she's) a pain in the asshole to me!
(Sometimes mooning the recipient)
(If used as a down down song:)
Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.
(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)

(Alternate verse for harriette)
Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born a bitch?
She's no bloody use to anyone,
She's only got one tit.

Hash songs

Hash Hymn

Chorus
Swing low, sweet char-i-o-ot,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
Swing low, sweet char-i-o-ot,
Cumin' four two carry me home.
I looked over Jordan,
And what did I see-ee,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
A band of An-gels,
Cumin' after me-ee,
Cumin' four two carry me home...

(Song master says, '2nd verse')
If you get there be-four I doo,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
Tell all my friends I'm cumin' twoo,
Cumin' four two carry me home...

(Song master says, '3rd verse')
I'm sometimes up, I'm some-times down,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
But still my sole feels heav-en-ly bound,
Cumin' four two carry me home...

Options:

Song master says, 'Harlots', then women do chorus in high
pitched voices, screaming in high pitched, exaggerated climax at
the each pause.
Song master says, 'Real Men', then men do chorus in low, deep
voices, exaggerating the size of their penis in the 'cumin'
gesture by hold both hands apart in sweeping, two-handed
masturbating gesture and swinging hands low to the ground with
'swing low'
Song master says, 'Ray Charles', then pack closes eyes and
sings chorus with gestures, moving head from side to side with
the beat.
Song master says, 'Humming', then pack hums chorus with
gestures.
Song master says, 'Silently', then pack does chorus silently
with gestures only, following the lead of the song master.
Song masters who screw up the gestures significantly are
traditionally awarded a down down after the song.
Song master says, 'Helen Keller', then pack closes eyes and
does chorus with gestures only, saying "Wa Wa" whenever Jordan
comes up.
Song master says, 'Fast Finish', then pack sings loud and fast
with gestures)
Swing low, sweet char-i-o-ot,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
Swing low, sweet char-i-o-ot,
Cumin' four two carry me home.
(Slowly)
Cumin' four two carry me home.

Hash Hymn Gesture Dictionary

All - Make wide sweeping gesture with hands outward.
Angels - Flap hands to side as though flying.
Band - Hold hands in front of you, cuffing the fingers and making
a gesture as though playing the slide of a trombone.
Be-four - hold up four fingers.
Carry - Put hands together in front and briskly swing them back
and forth as though cradling a baby.
Cumin' - Cuff hand and make a masturbation gesture. (Some hashers
mask the motion with slight of hand by first moving the other
hand behind their head and patting it a split second before the
masturbating gesture, sometimes coughing at the same time).
Chariot - Shake both hands outward as though holding the reins
and make horse whinnying noises.
Doo - Put hands on hips and squat as though taking a crap.
Down - Put index and thumb together near crotch as if holding a
small penis then move the hand downward slightly and wiggle it
briskly.
Four - Hold up four fingers.
Friends - Cuff fingers of left hand held outward in front, with
thumb and index finger forming a circle. Rapidly insert and
withdraw the index finger of the right hand into the circle in a
universal fornication gesture.
Home - Hold arms above your head, fingers extended and touching
together forming a 'roof' over your head.
I - Point to your eye with your index finger
I'm - Point to your chest with your index finger
Heavenly Bound - With hand holding foot, swing it into the air.
Jordan - (River Jordan, traditional) Move hands outward, then
right to left, wiggling fingers in a wave motion. (Michael
Jordan, U.S.) Make a basketball jump shot motion.
Looked - Shading eyes with hand and moving head back and forth as
if searching.
Me or My - Point to your chest with your index finger.
Over - Sweep hand from 'Looked' position outward.
See - Point index finger from 'I' position outward.
Sole - Point to bottom of shoe.
Still - (as in distiller) Make drinking gesture with hand, moving
head backward.
Sweet - Kiss 1st and 2nd finger and thumb together, throwing the
kiss outward.
Swing Low - Intertwine fingers forming a cradle and with arms
down, swing them back and forth.
Tell - Put back of hand to mouth, rapidly moving thumb with
fingers as in speaking gesture.
There - Point back over your shoulder with your index finger.
Two - Hold up two fingers.
Up - Cuff fingers in front as holding a long penis then move the
hand upward.
What - Hands out to side, palms up as in a question.
You - Point outward with index finger.